just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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