why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
either way he was missing a nipple.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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