Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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