I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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