i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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