Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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