He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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