The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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