I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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