I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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