what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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