The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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