at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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