fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
tell me about the eggs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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