Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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