But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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