come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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