I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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