Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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