just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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