he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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