where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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