best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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