in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
