Me. At least after what I've been through.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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