I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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