The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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