turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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