This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
how drunk are you?
Several
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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