are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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