Fuck appropriateness.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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