She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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