I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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