it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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