Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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