those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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