I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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