Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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