and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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