then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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