Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.