Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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