Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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