In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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