Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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