I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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