Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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