You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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