i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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