If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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