Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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