when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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