My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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