Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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